No offense :-)

dedicated to Chris

Once in a bar we sat with Chris,
And after another drink he told me this –
"There's sophisticated people, and there's not.
Now here is how to tell one from another lot.
The former say 'lavatory' when they want to go,
The latter call it 'toilet' or so."
"And what about those" I asked him then,
"Who use words like 'bathrom' or 'restroom', man?"
"Oh, those guys I didn't mention" he told
"'Cause they are below any sophistication at all."